Marine House, Lancashire

Marine House is a massive five-floor townhouse right in the heart of Southport. This North West coastal gem sleeps 20 people across 11 bedrooms with 10 bathrooms - perfect for large family gatherings without queuing for the loo! Just 0.8 miles from the beach and minutes from Lord Street's shopping, you'll have Southport's best bits on your doorstep.

The location is bloody brilliant. One guest watched the Southport Air Show from the front step! You're a 2-minute stroll from pubs and shops, with Funland Arcade and Marine Drive attractions practically next door. Perfect for multi-generational holidays with something for everyone from toddlers to grandparents. After exploring, return to your private hot tub - though fair warning, several reviews mention temperature issues (bit like my ex).

Accommodation spreads across five floors with a mix of doubles, kings, super-kings and singles. Most rooms have en-suites and there's a proper dining room for group meals. The kitchen comes fully equipped with a range cooker, dishwasher and all essentials. Immaculately clean with comfortable beds according to multiple reviews.

Nearby attractions include Southport Pier (0.5 miles, 10-minute walk) - the second longest pleasure pier in Britain with its own tramway. Lord Street's Victorian shopping boulevard (0.2 miles, 4-minute walk) offers elegant shops and cafes. Splash World water park (0.7 miles, 15-minute walk) provides indoor aquatic fun, while Southport Pleasureland (0.6 miles, 12-minute walk) delivers classic seaside amusements.

Marine House delivers space, comfort and location in spades. Perfect for family reunions, golf trips (courses nearby), or birthday celebrations. Even brings your dogs - two small well-behaved pooches welcome!